Me, to my Russian teacher, before the oral part of the test, after having finished the written part: Oh, I always work fast, even when I have no idea what I'm doing. (pause, in which I realize what I've just said) Not that that is the case here.... OHGOD I'm so sorry.

Him, lifting his hands to the heavens: God, why me?

In other news, j'ai fini, ho finuto, Я закончила, confeci, I'm done! No more class 'till February fourth!* Io son felice appieno.



*This is not exactly true.