Oh man I am fifteen pages into the Persian Book of Kings and there's already an evil king with black snakes that eat human brains coming out of his shoulders.

Oh also I got back from my ten-week sojourn in the Land of No Internet and turned twenty. Camp was pretty awesome and for some reason the campers liked me a lot. More later perhaps; now I must run to Barnes and Noble, my long-lost love. (Well, one of them, but P-Recs is far away.)