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[polutrope]

If the writers of Live From Moscow wrote Othello:

Scene i
Iago: Look, Othello, it is so terrible. Desdemona is sleeping with Cassio.
Othello: I do not believe you, Iago.
Iago: Look over there where she and Cassio are conveniently walking. Also, here is her handkerchief.
Othello: Surely you are right.

Scene ii
Othello: Desdemona, are you sleeping with Cassio?
Desdemona: No.
Othello: But Iago gave me your handkerchief, which Cassio gave to him. And you walk with him all the time.
Desdemona: I promise I’m not.
Othello: OK!

…

…

Wanna make out?
Desdemona: Sure!
They do. Divers alarums.